Natures wonders: ideal eyelash length (Introduction)

by David Turell @, Tuesday, March 03, 2015, 19:37 (1724 days ago) @ dhw


dhw: Great post, Tony. Thank you. By an amazing coincidence, I have just sent off an application to the Sheer Heaven Institute of Theistic Evolution (SHITE) for a million dollar grant to further my research into the uniquely raisable, knittable, pluckable eyebrow as conclusive evidence that humans are different in kind and not degree. I am hoping David will provide a reference.

If you have seen my picture, I have the eyebrows for it. No barber is allowed to touch them. I'd rather keep them combable. We are different in kind, because we are the only so-called primates that has its female gender pluck eyebrows to secure a more beauteous look, thereby guaranteeing survival of the species.


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