Time for a funny (Introduction)

by dhw, Thursday, March 03, 2011, 19:37 (4993 days ago) @ David Turell

DAVID: It reminds me of the story about God conversing with a Darwinist. The Darwinist says to God, I can create life just like you did. God says, "Go ahead; give it a try." The Darwinist says, "OK, first you take some dirt and . . ." At which point God interrupts him and says, "Stop right there. Get your own dirt."-Ah David, you've started something now. Here are three about God:-1) God is silent, now if only we can get Man to shut up. (Woody Allen)-2) Is man one of God's blunders, or is God one of man's blunders? (Matt's buddy Nietzsche)-3) CLAIRE: How do you know you're God?
 EARL OF GURNEY: Simple. When I pray to Him I find I'm talking to myself.
 (Peter Barnes)