Homo Sapiens new origin; evolution turned on its head (Introduction)
by David Turell 
, Saturday, February 19, 2011, 21:34 (5026 days ago)
Evolution has a new discovery:- http://www.theonion.com/articles/anthropologists-trace-human-origins-back-to-one-la,19191/
Homo Sapiens new origin; evolution turned on its head
DAVID: Evolution has a new discovery:-http://www.theonion.com/articles/anthropologists-trace-human-origins-back-to-one-la,19191/-Damn! These must be the folk who got the grant I should have had for my unique research project on The Universe a Zillion Years From Now. Besides, anyone who has studied human psychology could have told them that our immediate ancestor was not a goat but a sheep.
Homo Sapiens new origin; evolution turned on its head
by xeno6696 , Sonoran Desert, Sunday, February 20, 2011, 22:16 (5025 days ago) @ dhw
DAVID: Evolution has a new discovery: > > http://www.theonion.com/articles/anthropologists-trace-human-origins-back-to-one-la,191... > Damn! These must be the folk who got the grant I should have had for my unique research project on The Universe a Zillion Years From Now. Besides, anyone who has studied human psychology could have told them that our immediate ancestor was not a goat but a sheep.-...-That joke was b-a-a-a-a-a-d!
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\"Why is it, Master, that ascetics fight with ascetics?\"
\"It is, brahmin, because of attachment to views, adherence to views, fixation on views, addiction to views, obsession with views, holding firmly to views that ascetics fight with ascetics.\"
Homo Sapiens new origin; evolution turned on its head
DAVID: Evolution has a new discovery:-http://www.theonion.com/articles/anthropologists-trace-human-origins-back-to-one-la,19191/-dhw: Damn! These must be the folk who got the grant I should have had for my unique research project on The Universe a Zillion Years From Now. Besides, anyone who has studied human psychology could have told them that our immediate ancestor was not a goat but a sheep....-NATT: That joke was b-a-a-a-a-a-d!-You don't need to ram the point home.
Homo Sapiens new origin; evolution turned on its head
by David Turell , Monday, February 21, 2011, 20:51 (5024 days ago) @ dhw
DAVID: Evolution has a new discovery: > > http://www.theonion.com/articles/anthropologists-trace-human-origins-back-to-one-la,191... > dhw: Damn! These must be the folk who got the grant I should have had for my unique research project on The Universe a Zillion Years From Now. Besides, anyone who has studied human psychology could have told them that our immediate ancestor was not a goat but a sheep.... > > NATT: That joke was b-a-a-a-a-a-d! > > You don't need to ram the point home.-You should be sheepish after that punny comment
Homo Sapiens new origin; evolution turned on its head
DAVID: Evolution has a new discovery:-http://www.theonion.com/articles/anthropologists-trace-human-origins-back-to-one-la,19191/-dhw: Damn! These must be the folk who got the grant I should have had for my unique research project on The Universe a Zillion Years From Now. Besides, anyone who has studied human psychology could have told them that our immediate ancestor was not a goat but a sheep....-MATT: That joke was b-a-a-a-a-a-d!-dhw: You don't need to ram the point home.-DAVID: You should be sheepish after that punny comment.-Nah, I believe in fleecepeech.
Homo Sapiens new origin; evolution turned on its head
by David Turell , Tuesday, February 22, 2011, 16:43 (5023 days ago) @ dhw
DAVID: Evolution has a new discovery: > > http://www.theonion.com/articles/anthropologists-trace-human-origins-back-to-one-la,191... > dhw: Damn! These must be the folk who got the grant I should have had for my unique research project on The Universe a Zillion Years From Now. Besides, anyone who has studied human psychology could have told them that our immediate ancestor was not a goat but a sheep.... > > MATT: That joke was b-a-a-a-a-a-d! > > dhw: You don't need to ram the point home. > > DAVID: You should be sheepish after that punny comment. > > Nah, I believe in fleecepeech.-wool you quit this? Sweater or not, I won't!
Homo Sapiens new origin; evolution turned on its head
DAVID: Evolution has a new discovery:-http://www.theonion.com/articles/anthropologists-trace-human-origins-back-to-one-la,19191/-dhw: Damn! These must be the folk who got the grant I should have had for my unique research project on The Universe a Zillion Years From Now. Besides, anyone who has studied human psychology could have told them that our immediate ancestor was not a goat but a sheep....-MATT: That joke was b-a-a-a-a-a-d!-dhw: You don't need to ram the point home.-DAVID: You should be sheepish after that punny comment.-Nah, I believe in fleecepeech.-DAVID: wool you quit this? Sweater or not, I won't!-This thread has caused shear horror in the Creationist pen, and weave been asked wether (sic) there is biblical evidence. None other than the Bishop of Lambeth has provided us with an unbleatable case ... Psalm 23: "The Lord is my Shepherd".
Homo Sapiens new origin; evolution turned on its head
by David Turell , Wednesday, February 23, 2011, 18:13 (5022 days ago) @ dhw
DAVID: Evolution has a new discovery: > > http://www.theonion.com/articles/anthropologists-trace-human-origins-back-to-one-la,191... > dhw: Damn! These must be the folk who got the grant I should have had for my unique research project on The Universe a Zillion Years From Now. Besides, anyone who has studied human psychology could have told them that our immediate ancestor was not a goat but a sheep.... > > MATT: That joke was b-a-a-a-a-a-d! > > dhw: You don't need to ram the point home. > > DAVID: You should be sheepish after that punny comment. > > Nah, I believe in fleecepeech. > > DAVID: wool you quit this? Sweater or not, I won't! > > This thread has caused shear horror in the Creationist pen, and weave been asked wether (sic) there is biblical evidence. None other than the Bishop of Lambeth has provided us with an unbleatable case ... Psalm 23: "The Lord is my Shepherd".-The pen is mightier than the shears. I'll alpaca my bale of wool and sheep out.
Homo Sapiens new origin; evolution turned on its head
by xeno6696 , Sonoran Desert, Friday, February 25, 2011, 03:09 (5021 days ago) @ David Turell
DAVID: Evolution has a new discovery: > > > > http://www.theonion.com/articles/anthropologists-trace-human-origins-back-to-one-la,191... > > > dhw: Damn! These must be the folk who got the grant I should have had for my unique research project on The Universe a Zillion Years From Now. Besides, anyone who has studied human psychology could have told them that our immediate ancestor was not a goat but a sheep.... > > > > MATT: That joke was b-a-a-a-a-a-d! > > > > dhw: You don't need to ram the point home. > > > > DAVID: You should be sheepish after that punny comment. > > > > Nah, I believe in fleecepeech. > > > > DAVID: wool you quit this? Sweater or not, I won't! > > > > This thread has caused shear horror in the Creationist pen, and weave been asked wether (sic) there is biblical evidence. None other than the Bishop of Lambeth has provided us with an unbleatable case ... Psalm 23: "The Lord is my Shepherd". > > The pen is mightier than the shears. I'll alpaca my bale of wool and sheep out.-Wow. I'm not sure which of you I should call the PUNisher.
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\"Why is it, Master, that ascetics fight with ascetics?\"
\"It is, brahmin, because of attachment to views, adherence to views, fixation on views, addiction to views, obsession with views, holding firmly to views that ascetics fight with ascetics.\"
Homo Sapiens new origin; evolution turned on its head
DAVID: Evolution has a new discovery: http://www.theonion.com/articles/anthropologists-trace-human-origins-back-to-one-la,19191/-dhw: Damn! These must be the folk who got the grant I should have had for my unique research project on The Universe a Zillion Years From Now. Besides, anyone who has studied human psychology could have told them that our immediate ancestor was not a goat but a sheep....-MATT: That joke was b-a-a-a-a-a-d!-dhw: You don't need to ram the point home.-DAVID: You should be sheepish after that punny comment.-Nah, I believe in fleecepeech.-DAVID: wool you quit this? Sweater or not, I won't!-dhw: This thread has caused shear horror in the Creationist pen, and weave been asked wether (sic) there is biblical evidence. None other than the Bishop of Lambeth has provided us with an unbleatable case ... Psalm 23: "The Lord is my Shepherd".-DAVID: The pen is mightier than the shears. I'll alpaca my bale of wool and sheep out.-MATT: Wow. I'm not sure which of you I should call the PUNisher.-Matt, it was your ba-a-a-a-a-d joke that started this run on what the divine Potter (Stephen) would call punupmansheep. Well, I raise my glass to you. Mouton Rothschild of course.
Homo Sapiens new origin; evolution turned on its head
by David Turell , Friday, February 25, 2011, 17:16 (5020 days ago) @ dhw
DAVID: Evolution has a new discovery: > http://www.theonion.com/articles/anthropologists-trace-human-origins-back-to-one-la,191... > dhw: Damn! These must be the folk who got the grant I should have had for my unique research project on The Universe a Zillion Years From Now. Besides, anyone who has studied human psychology could have told them that our immediate ancestor was not a goat but a sheep.... > > MATT: That joke was b-a-a-a-a-a-d! > > dhw: You don't need to ram the point home. > > DAVID: You should be sheepish after that punny comment. > > Nah, I believe in fleecepeech. > > DAVID: wool you quit this? Sweater or not, I won't! > > dhw: This thread has caused shear horror in the Creationist pen, and weave been asked wether (sic) there is biblical evidence. None other than the Bishop of Lambeth has provided us with an unbleatable case ... Psalm 23: "The Lord is my Shepherd". > > DAVID: The pen is mightier than the shears. I'll alpaca my bale of wool and sheep out. > > MATT: Wow. I'm not sure which of you I should call the PUNisher. > > Matt, it was your ba-a-a-a-a-d joke that started this run on what the divine Potter (Stephen) would call punupmansheep. Well, I raise my glass to you. Mouton Rothschild of course.-Latest news bleat: it is time for ewe to enter the silence of the lambs, before this pun run turns into a mare-athon. Please take it on the lamb, before I get your goat, and ram it down your throat.
Homo Sapiens new origin; evolution turned on its head
by xeno6696 , Sonoran Desert, Monday, February 28, 2011, 02:24 (5018 days ago) @ David Turell
I think David just won...
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\"Why is it, Master, that ascetics fight with ascetics?\"
\"It is, brahmin, because of attachment to views, adherence to views, fixation on views, addiction to views, obsession with views, holding firmly to views that ascetics fight with ascetics.\"