The ultimate parody about nothing (Introduction)

by David Turell , Monday, October 19, 2015, 14:58 (3322 days ago)

Unbelievable:- http://www.express.co.uk/news/science/612340/Origin-of-the-universe-riddle-solved-by-Ca..."Scientists have long known that miniscule particles, called virtual particles, come into existence from nothing all the time.-"He said: “Virtual particles contain a very small amount of energy and exist for a very small amount of time. -“'However what was difficult to explain was how did such a small amount of energy give rise to a big universe like ours?”
 (my bold)-"But a team led by Prof Mir Faizal, at the Dept of Physics and Astronomy, at the University of Waterloo, in Ontario, Canada, has successfully applied the theory to the very creation of existence itself."-
"Just to make things more complicated Dr Mir says we have been looking at the question ‘how did the universe come from nothing?' all wrong.-"According to the extraordinary findings, the question is irrelevant because the universe STILL is nothing.-"Dr Mir said: “Something did not come from nothing. The universe still is nothing, it's just more elegantly ordered nothing.”-"He added that the negative gravitational energy of the universe and the positive matter energy of the universe basically balanced out and created a zero sum.-"Asked if the remarkable findings and the convincing if complex solution removed the need for a God figure to kick start the universe Dr Mir said: “If by God you mean a supernatural super man who breaks his own laws then yes he's done for, you just don't need him.-“'But if you mean God as a great mathematician, then yes!”-"What Prof. Mir was referring to is known as inflation. According to inflation the total positive energy in the form of matter exactly balances the negative energy in form of gravity, such that the total energy of our universe is still zero."-Comment: He never gets to nothing. Virtual particles are something.