Pure agnostic (General)

by Tom , Uranus, Thursday, January 17, 2008, 14:08 (5937 days ago)

I am very concerned with possible existence of a chewy caramel center in the moon. - The caramel-deniers are very dogmatic in their insistence that such a thing is ridiculous and not worth their consideration. I read one of their books about the moon and they think the moon is just basically a big rock. That's totally improbable because I say so and because of some religious pseudoscience mumbojumbo I wrote out which totally refute the rock "theory". - To me, either there is a chewy caramel center or there is not, and without evidence, it's impossible to decide. Alunarcaramelism is dumb dumb dumb and dogmatic, and I've got a bunch of reasons why I think caramel created life which don't differ in any way from religious creationism, but I'm agnostic, really. I think we all have to admit the possibility is 50/50 that the chewy caramel center exists and created life. Ok, 99/1 in favor. - Therefore, I propose we teach the chewy caramel center moon theory in our public schools alongside evolution (which is totally improbable and scientifically untenable), creationism, intelligent design, unintelligent design, retarded design, ikea design, magic dragons, pastafarianism, and the little known monkey-poop theory of creation. - To say that any of these are somehow less valid is dogmatism and has no place in the mind of a pure agnostic.