dhw: I am delighted to announce that as of yesterday my elder son and his wife are the proud parents of twin boys, weighing in at 6lb 7oz and 6lb 3oz respectively. Mother and sons are doing well, but will remain in hospital for several days. Proud father has already changed sons’ nappies with no ill effects (either to him or the sons). Proud grandfather will leave nappy-changing to the parents. They live an hour’s drive away, but there may be the odd day or two when I stay in Bristol and am unable to respond immediately to these posts. My apologies in advance.

I wish you all a Happy New Year, with contented gurgles, sweet smiles, and quiet nights.

This must be an extremely happy day for the proud Grandpapa. If only the pictures of the beaming patents and the burbling boys could be shown here. Congratulations.